PSA for those who have kids

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
11/13/2018 at 22:52 • Filed to: shitpost, shitposting, Dank Memes, Prius

It is normal for kids to experiment these days. But notice these signs early and take action before they become insufferably smug Prius owners. Nip it in the bud.

DISCUSSION (16)

For Sweden > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/13/2018 at 23:05

Just like cocks moved from BMWs to Audis, smugs have moved from Priuses to Teslas

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > For Sweden
11/13/2018 at 23:07

You’re right. We should identify and document all Tesla related internet slang to prevent innocent children from being drawn into the cult.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/13/2018 at 23:10

At least they’re not talking about Porsche

You’ll never guess what PASM means!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spanfeller is a twat
11/13/2018 at 23:16

Pussy Ass Sex Masturbation?

Porsches Are Sex Magnets?

Please Answer, Stupid Mechanic?

Performance Automobiles Suck Money?

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/13/2018 at 23:33

Please Answer, Stupid Mechanic?

They only speak in paychecks.

PowderHound > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/13/2018 at 23:56

any plebs sitting in the rear can do without reclining rear seats

BaconSandwich is tasty. > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/14/2018 at 00:09

Get your kids into cars, and they wouldn't have money for drugs, they said...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/14/2018 at 00:26

no worries there mate... mine aint texting at all...i refuse to buy her a smartphone till she proves she can take care of a phone and not lose it or break it every 5 minutes.. she has a nokia brick for that

she refuses to be seen with that thing and isnt taking it to school with her ergo not proving anything

sooo no phone:p

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > For Sweden
11/14/2018 at 00:27

I’ve been of the opinion lately that cocks seem to be migrating from Audi to Volvo. Most new volvos I see lately are driven like assholes.

For Sweden > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle
11/14/2018 at 00:59

-_-

pip bip - choose Corrour > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/14/2018 at 02:22

if he/she is texting about a Prius, take them out the back and belt them stupid.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/14/2018 at 06:48

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/14/2018 at 07:14

Glad my kids don’t have phones, I don’t have to worry about this.

Not that I would be anyway, they’re usually in the garage with me.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
11/14/2018 at 11:52

Are they old enough that all their peers have one? I mean, I find it unfathomable how they could keep in touch without the constant messaging on Snapchat, FB messenger or whatever kids use these days.

So it’s just when they use their computer/tablet?

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/14/2018 at 12:04

No computer, no Tablets. They want to talk to their friends they can give them a call on our phones, or their friends can come hang out.

Believe it or not, life exists just fine without being instantly connected, in all honesty, I feel life is much easier without all the connectivity.

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > For Sweden
11/14/2018 at 14:13

Nothing personal it’s just that I’ve recently seen two new looking XC90 and one S60 driving in that way that screams (“ do you know who I am”): tailgating, lane changes in non lane change areas, super speeding in semi congested traffic. Almost like they were thinking they don’t have to drive safely because they got the safest car.